Funny jokes:
5 1/2 year old.
X: What if there was an animal with a million-jabillion legs!
Me:Hmm, I don't know X. What do you think about that animal?
X: I'd think that's a LOT of shoes!!!
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3 Year old.
Me: Hey, Z--what are you doing with all those sticks?
Z: Oh, actually, I'm going to put them under the tree.
Me: Ok.
Z: Actually, I'm going to--- stick them up. *Cracks up laughing*
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X gets Religion--
X: Hey, Kj? You're going to die one day, huh?
Me: Yep.
X: Oh.
Me: How do you feel about that X?
X: Um, I'll be sad for a while.
Me: But, you know what? You can see me again.
X: Hey! When we're resurrected!!
Me: That's right. Who was the first person to be resurected X?
X: Jesus.
Me: Uh-huh.
X: I hope our graves are next to eachother. That way when we wake up I can give you a big hug!
Me: Ohhh! That will be so great!
X: *looks worried for a bit*...But...who's going to roll away the stone?
Me: The stone?
X: Yeah! Who's going to move it?
Me: Uhh...I don't know.
X: I KNOW!
Me: Yeah?
X: ANNIE!
Me: Aunt Annie?
X: Yep. Aunt Annie....oh...but how will she know it's us?
Me: *puzzled*...I'm, uh...
X: I KNOW! Our stones will have NAMES on them!
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The rest of the weekend was a flip-flop between being the BESTEST COUSIN IN THE WHOLE WORLD...to being THE MEANEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, and back again.
*sigh*...life is tough...especially when you hit your sister and you have to sit by yourself for a while.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
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i love the mix of being the best and the worst, all happening over a few minutes. i am pretty sure my nieces and nephews look at me that way.
I'm jealous. I miss those kids too much! Hey, will you be home in September? We're going to come to you!
Amanda-- I think you should definately blog about life with the munchkins more often. I find myself quoting, "BUT I AM"--a lot.
Katie--YES! I'll be back in Maine. When are you comming? For Bilbo's Birthday? YAY for visits!!!
Two words: Birth Control.
Actually, Zina has always been the queen of puns. Her first joke was bi-lingual at the age of 20 months. Her hard boiled egg was quickly rolling across the table (propelled by Xan) and she says:
"Look, mom. It's a run-a-huevo"
Gotta love those kids. They certainly love you! thanks again.
Oh, yeah. Here's another Xanny on religion.
Me: Xanny, stop hitting your sister.
X: (Whack!)
Me: Xanny, I told you to stop hitting your sister.
X: (Punch!)
Me: Xanny, why are you hitting your sister even though I told you twice to stop?
X: I'm not 8 years old yet? I guess I am still learning right from wrong.
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