5 1/2 year old.
X: What if there was an animal with a million-jabillion legs!
Me:Hmm, I don't know X. What do you think about that animal?
X: I'd think that's a LOT of shoes!!!
3 Year old.
Me: Hey, Z--what are you doing with all those sticks?
Z: Oh, actually, I'm going to put them under the tree.
Z: Actually, I'm going to--- stick them up. *Cracks up laughing*
X gets Religion--
X: Hey, Kj? You're going to die one day, huh?
Me: How do you feel about that X?
X: Um, I'll be sad for a while.
Me: But, you know what? You can see me again.
X: Hey! When we're resurrected!!
Me: That's right. Who was the first person to be resurected X?
X: I hope our graves are next to eachother. That way when we wake up I can give you a big hug!
Me: Ohhh! That will be so great!
X: *looks worried for a bit*...But...who's going to roll away the stone?
Me: The stone?
X: Yeah! Who's going to move it?
Me: Uhh...I don't know.
X: I KNOW!
Me: Aunt Annie?
X: Yep. Aunt Annie....oh...but how will she know it's us?
Me: *puzzled*...I'm, uh...
X: I KNOW! Our stones will have NAMES on them!
The rest of the weekend was a flip-flop between being the BESTEST COUSIN IN THE WHOLE WORLD...to being THE MEANEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, and back again.
*sigh*...life is tough...especially when you hit your sister and you have to sit by yourself for a while.